There comes a point in every person’s life when everything takes a turn for the worse. Our minds become infested by the outside world and we begin to lose the values and human decency that we were all born with. Our lives become almost completely self-serving. In many ways, this is a good thing. For instance, the loss of self-consciousness can lead to an uninhibited exploration of the self. Furthermore, without selfish businesspeople, we wouldn’t have capitalism and as a result we wouldn’t be able to buy things. And most importantly, the loss of morals drives those with insecurity to shatter the world records of innocent children and therefore drives traffic to our site.
So, in celebration of RecordSetter co-founder Corey Henderson’s idea to create a blog post about the top world records set by kids that adults have ruined by beating, I hereby present to you the Top World Records Set by Kids That Adults Have Ruined by Beating.
The brilliance and logic behind Patrick Hardin’s record world record for Most Money Placed on an Electronic Chessboard shouldn’t need any explanation. It’s safe to assume, however, that Mortimer Blackwell, the current record holder of Hardin’s original feat, does not share Hardin’s sense of subtle ingenuity.
The first adult to break this record:
And here’s the original, by Curtis Lull, which gets on this list based on sheer nerve. (more…)